This from the Borowitz report: Bush gives Al-Maliki the kiss of death.
Bush: Heckuva Job, Al-Maliki
President’s Words of Praise May Mean Iraqi Premier is Through
In a meeting with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki today, President George W. Bush reportedly told him that he had his “full support” and that he was doing “a heckuva job,” indicating that Mr. al-Maliki’s tenure in office may soon be over.
In the hours leading up to the meeting with the president, Mr. al-Maliki was reportedly dreading hearing any words of praise from Mr. Bush. . . ,
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