From the Borowitz Report:
[A]n FBI spokesman said that the agency has arrested a man for secretly wiretapping Oprah Winfrey, adding, “If anybody’s going to be eavesdropping on innocent American citizens, it should be us.”
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OK, it's from Borowitz, but before I noticed that, I had no trouble believing it was true. :-(
hey, TC--
interestingly, I saw a definition of 'government' several decades ago in a Heinlein novel:
'Government--that agency that is allowed to undertake acts which, if done by an individual would be deemed illegal.'
I believe that definition to be true generally--but this WH takes it to severe extremes.
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