July 11, 2007

What Kind of Liberal Are You?

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My Liberal Identity:

You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

6 comments:

TomCat said...

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.

I wish that thing allowed multiple responses.

Alien Citizen said...

Oh gosh, not one of thooooose types! I personally love foul air, I eat trees for breakfast, and I'm 75% oil...Anyone who can help me take Earth by the neck well...I'll vote for them at least once, come election day. :-P

two crows said...

hee hee, AC--
oops -- I meant to get over to your blog today--
have you been drinking your water??????
:)

TomCat said...

Different today.... I guess it depends on what's pissing me off at the moment.

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

What's with the water? Do you grok?

two crows said...

hey, TC--
yep, I drink water regularly. and trying to do that more.

TomCat said...

In FL, ya gotta!